From the email loop, this Q&A comes from AGHAM:

Bakit babagsak si GMA sa Physics?
Dahil ang RELATIVITY sa kanya ay ilagay si FG at kamaganak sa pwesto para makapagnegosyo.

Why will GMA fail in chemistry?
Because she does not know any SOLUTION, only a lot of corruption.

Why will GMA fail in mining engineering?
Because she has underMINED the people’s trust.

Why will GMA fail in mechanical engineering?
Because we will not allow her to SCREW us forever.

Why will Gloria fail in civil engineering?
Because her heart is really in EVIL engineering.

Bakit babagsak si GMA sa geodetic engineering?
Dahil sa umpisa pa lang, mali na ang kanyang BEARING.

Why will GMA fail in electrical engineering?
Because she SHORT CIRCUITS the people’s interest.

Why will GMA fail in mathematics?
Because all she does is do a 1+1+1+1+1+1…. a non-terminating SERIES of stealing, lying and killing.

Why will GMA fail in materials engineering?
Because all the MATERIAL evidence point to her guilt.

Why will GMA fail in chemical engineering?
Because all she knows is CONCOCTING lies.

Why will GMA fail in industrial engineering?
Because all she knows is OPTIMIZING and making SYSTEMIC the stealing, lying and killing.

Why will GMA fail in computer science?
Because her programs are full of bugs and will crash.

Bonus question:

Why will GMA fail in fine arts?
Because she is a CON ARTIST.