In an effort to make capitalists happy and to engage in petibugoy spending, I plan to get a black version of the thing beside the classic notebook:

I will use it to surf the internet and brainlessly swallow all the “reactionary” ideas that dominate the world wide web. I will also use it to post all information about myself because I want to help the bad guys chase and kill me. I will blog about it and I will blog with it just like the other petibugoys who can’t be trusted because we are soooo selfish, bad and unfit for serious business.

The price of this gadget is 3,000 Hong Kong dollars or P17,000. A minimum wage earner will have to save his wages for about two months before he could be able to buy one. But he won’t because he will have to prioritize the essentials. This gadget is only for those with the means like the petibugoy. Whether the petibigoy who manages to snag one will use it for the interests of the minimum wage earner is a mystery. We will have to see. But there seems to be an impression that the petibugoy won’t ever do that because this gadget is his/her ticket to petibugoy-type of internet hell.

Here’s another photo. Sitting on the ultraportable is a Nintendo DS Lite made by Nintendo of big bad Japan. I also want that but I read somewhere that it might be bad for my petibugoy self.

Asuskopo!

Note: I am not endorsing these gadgets. I am not forcing you to be like me and also buy the same things. I am not saying forget everything except these two things. What I am saying is that I find them nice, useful and worth the price. I won’t steal from anyone just to buy them. I won’t oppress you or anyone else just to get them. Many others will buy them too. The world will go on living and spinning, whether I/we buy them or not. But if you find something wrong with all this, then you’re a certified nutcase in bad need of Dr. Runnie Lesaca’s services.